This is clearly a heretical hermeneutic. Some weeks its manifestation is treated with scorn, on others with patience. Occasionally there is vigorous opposition and condemnation. Sometimes our great ideas and activities are opposed because they require change and people don't know how to change.
In this case, my answer is outsourcing - dry cleaners and laundry, cleaning crew, yardman, etc.
Would that it were always so easy!
And then there is Augustine
Love God and do as you please.
There's an hermeneutic for you!